GeoTheHippo
my life story
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Dear Raynart7 ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when Last year when you peed your pants In a clown suit and I saw you hit on Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I Love your sweet, sweet donkey and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,
geo
ok then...
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
scare tactics -shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're relate d
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
WATCH
why hello
too much meme
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
uh no
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
lmao absolutely (not)
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
sometimes
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
somewhat? I saw him sunday but hung out with him saturday
6. What are you excited for?
to sleep
7. What happened tonight?
uh tonight its 11:30 am so
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
its disgusting when anyone gets wasted
9. Is confidence cute?
yes but not cockiness
also if someone is insecure its not a turn off, just something for me to help them build!
10. What is the last beverage you had?
water.......?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
hm.. like three?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
yes
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
in going to santa cruz >
D
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
i have no idea
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
kissed? what does that word even mean?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
maybe a little?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
pan
18. The last time you felt broken?
last night
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
that i need more sleep
21. Are you in a good mood?
not particularly
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
NO I HATE SHARKS
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
lol no
theyre not the same color as my mom's either
24. What do you want right this second?
yummy food
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
I would be super upset but i cant do anything about it since we arent together and he doesnt like me either
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
not really
its more reddish rn
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
NO
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
a puppy
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
yes
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
yes
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
NO BRANDONS MY FAVORITE D':
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
LMAO no
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
no but i dont drink it often
34. Listening to?
no name - ryan o'shaughnessy
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
um yes? I only write in pencil
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
uhhh
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no. I believe in infatuation at first sight though
38. Who did you last call?
mommy probably
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
o
uh
the kid i like on saturday actually
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
uhh
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
LAST NIGHT OMG im going to eat one now ok
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
not yet
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
every day
44. Do you tan in the nude?
NO
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
uhh
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
hannah and emma
47. Who was the last person to call you?
someone in georgia??
48. Do you sing in the shower?
always
49. Do you dance in the car?
always
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
in legend of zelda
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
uhh picture day
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
NO I LOVE THEM
53. Is Christmas stressful?
yes
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
???
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
cherry
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
vet
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
no
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
always
59. Take a vitamin daily?
vitamin D
60. Wear slippers?
no
61. Wear a bath robe?
no
62. What do you wear to bed?
jammies
63. First concert?
piano guys then pentatonix
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
target
65. Nike or Adidas?
nike
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
CHEETOS ARE LIFE
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
sunflower seeds
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
uhhhh
69. Ever take dance lessons?
i was forced to in school last year
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
something smart
71. Can you curl your tongue?
no
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
almost
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes in tv showes
74. What is your favorite book?
percy jackson
75. Do you study better with or without music?
without
76. Regularly burn incense?
no
77. Ever been in love?
no
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
mcr....
79. What was the last concert you saw?
pentatonix
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
hot
81. Tea or coffee?
tea
82. Favorite type of cookie?
lemon
83. Can you swim well?
no lol
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yes
85. Are you patient?
nooooooooooooooo
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
idc
87. Ever won a contest?
no lol
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
no
89. Which are better black or green olives?
BLACK
91. Best room for a fireplace?
living room
92. Do you want to get married?
yes
- Do you prefer writing with black or blue pen?: black
- Would you prefer to live in the country or the city?: country
- If you could learn a new skill, what would it be?: anyhting musical
- Do you drink your tea or coffee with sugar?:yes
- What was your favourite book as a child?: goodnight moon
- Do you prefer baths or showers?: showers
- If you could be a mythical creature, which would you choose?: dragon
- Do you prefer reading paper or electronic books?: paper omg
- What is your favourite item of clothing?: bra
- Do you like your name? Would you ever change it?: i dont like it but idk
- Who is a mentor to you?: ??
- Would you ever want to be famous? If so, what for?: lmao no
- Are you a restless sleeper?: yes im a super light sleeper
- Do you consider yourself a romantic?: uhh
- Which element best represents you?: earth
- Who do you want to be closer to?: a lot of people
- What is the strangest thing you have eaten?: alligator
- What can you see outside your bedroom window?: the neighbors tractors
- What are you most thankful for?:everything
- Do you like spicy food?: yeah
- Have you ever met someone famous?: uhhhhhhh no
- Do you keep a diary or journal?: sometimes
- Do you prefer to use pen or pencil?: pencil
- What is your star sign?: libra
- Do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?: ew crunchy
- How do you show someone you love them?: i tell them and hug them repetatively
- Do you like ice in your drinks?: water yes otherwise no
- What are you afraid of?: everything
- What is your favourite scent?: pineapple and coconut and soaap
- Do you address older people by their first or last name?: first?
- Do you prefer swimming in pools or in the ocean?: pools
- What is one thing you would want to teach your children?: to be accepting towards everyone
- If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?: no
- What can you hear right now?: reject - 5sos and my goats yelling at me
- Where do you feel the safest?: asleep
- What is one thing you want to overcome/conquer?: self doubt
- What is your most used emoji?: :bademoticon:
- What is your favourite season? Why?: summer. its warm and no school
- How would you spend your ideal day?: asleep
- Describe yourself using one word: obnoxious
anime
1. first anime you ever watched
um i think it was either my neighbor totoro, spirited away or sailor moon? I watched a few episodes of sailor moon
2. first anime crush
zuko from the last airbender though thats not really an anime
3. favorite anime character
oh gosh
ooh gosh
deko chan from chuunibyou is pretty fantastic but so is alfonse from fma brotherhood and rin from blue exorsist and so MANY
4. least favorite anime character
light from death note omg
5. list all anime you have ever watched
ohh gosh
fma
fmab
soul eater
angel beats
clannad
hyouka
chuunibyou
attack on titan
ouran hs host club
fruits basket
naruto
k-on
blue exorcist
sgt frog
squid girl
kyoukai no kanata
anohana
the devil is a part timer
free! iwatobi swim club
death note
toradora
lucky star
puella magi madoka magica
there are probably so many more but i cant think of them
6. popular anime you didn’t like
attack on titan was good but it scared me
7. anime you are currently watching
chuunibyou
8. anime character you are most like
konata from lucky star
9. favorite anime child
alfonse from fma ahhhhhhh and everyone from naruto
10. favorite anime animal sidekick
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh botaN from clannad
11. anime you didn’t expect to like but did
uhm none??
12. anime that should get more attention from others
clannad and angel beats
13. funnest anime you have watched
naruto
14. saddest anime you have ever watched
clannad
15. anime you never get sick of watching
fmab
16. 10 best animes you have watched
all really
17. biggest anime crush
omg dont do this to me
soul-soul eater
alfonse-fma
kiba-naruto
rin-blue exorcist
tomoya-clannad
18.10 worst anime you have watched
uhhhh???
19. favorite anime ships
tomoya and nagisa<3333333
20. least favorite anime ships
zuko x katara
21. anime that made you cry, when
anohana clannad fmab and angel beats i cried the most
22. age you started watching anime/person who introduced you to it.
uhh i started really watching anime when i started ouran hs host club with hannah in 8 grade
23. unpopular character you love
shima-clannad
24. popular character you hate
sasuke- naruto )x
25. anime you would recommend to someone who hates anime
fmab
26. manga you have read all the was through
hollow fields*****************, fmab uhhhh idk what others
27. anime you plan to watch in the future
so many yo
28. most upsetting moment in anime, why
nina-fmab
29. anime that deserves another season
angel beats omg
30. one anime conclusion you would change
kyoukai no kanata, it was so sudden but i mean theres a movie soo
☝ - How tall are you?
5'6
✔ - Sexual Orientation
straight
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?
sometimes 14 and sometimes 18
♥ - Do you like anyone?
yeah
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?
5sos, MCR, P!atd, sleeping with sirens, all time low and fob
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?
too many yo
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?
when people are just so incredibly rude for no reason
🔥 - Something spicy you like?
i put hot sauce in my chicken noodle soup and chicken rice soup
👃 You hate the smell of ….
cinnamon
🚶 - Are you single?
forever
💭 - Favorite foods?
beef, corn and sushi
☀ - Story about your day.
i realized how much the kid i like doesnt like me
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
dan howell, luke hemmings, markiplier, jennifer lawrence and joseph gordan levitt
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?
uh the dark knight and any studi ghibli movie except for arietty
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
my animes, psych, the last airbender, and cooking shows
✈️ - Where are you from?
santa cruz CA
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?
japan and new zealand
😷 - Something you hate eating?
bacon
🙈 - What makes you shy?
when someone points out that im being annoying
💃 - Can you dance?
haha
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?
rainy
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?
galaxy s3
🍇 - Favorite fruits?
mangoes pineapple and cherries
🎫 - Do you have a license?
yes
🐶 - Do you own a pet?
3 goats, a dog, 5 cats, a pony, a horse and like 33 chickens
- 1:A song you like with a color in the title: does jetpack blues work?-fob
- 2:A song you like with a number in the title: masterpiece theatre-marianas trench
- 3:A song that reminds you of summertime: anything mcr bc i religeously listened to them during the summer
- 4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about: come what may
- 5:A song that needs to be played LOUD: anything mcr or twenty one pilots
- 6:A song that makes you want to dance: dancing with a wolf- all time low
- 7:A song to drive to-mcrmcrmcrmcr the black parade album
- 8:A song about drugs or alcohol: new americana-halsey or anything by lana del rey <33
- 9:A song that makes you happy: missing you- all time low
- 10:A song that makes you sad: cancer-mcr, her last words-courtney parker
- 11:A song that you never get tired of: satellites-all time low
- 12:A song from your preteen years: omg forget you by cee lo green or tonight tonight
- 13
ne of your favorite 80’s songs: never gonna give you up!! - 14:A song that you would love played at your wedding: hey jude-the beatles
- 15:A song that is a cover by another artist: creep- covered by daniella andrade (spell??)
- 16ne of your favorite classical songs: omgogmomgog piano guys anything, mainly all of me, waterfall and to the summit
- 17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke: wake me up-evanessence
- 18:A song from the year that you were born: i dont wanna miss a thing-aerosmith
- 19:A song that makes you think about life: king- lauren aquilina
- 20:A song that has many meanings to you: ^ also welcome to the black parade -mcr
- 21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title: hey jude
- 22:A song that moves you forward: king-lauren aquilina
- 23:A song that you think everybody should listen to: ^
- 24:A song by a band you wish were still together: MCR
- 25:A song by an artist no longer living: some of the beatles are dead soooooooooooooo hey jude or live and let die
- 27:A song that breaks your heart: disconnected- 5sos or come what may
- 28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love: charlie puth
- 29:A song that you remember from your childhood: mr roboto -styx