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Dear (choose a random person) ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(Your name)

Dear Raynart7  ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when Last year when you peed your pants In a clown suit and I saw you hit on  Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're  Frostbitten enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning  The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I  Love your sweet, sweet donkey and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,

ok then...

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
scare tactics -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're relate d
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Gold Star by GeoTheHippo
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satan children/men
bottom character belongs to Raynart7 top is mine


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hola I am geothehippo. I enjoy learning, music, art and sports. Comments are the best things in the world!

Absolutely amazing people I look up to:
:iconraynart7: :iconpainteddaylilies: :iconfleesveon: :icongriffsnuff: :iconmadlibbs: :iconhaychel: :iconmintagii: :iconsharkie19: :iconsnarkies: :iconsakimichan: :iconlilibz: :iconsemehammer: :iconyassui: :iconteatime-rabbit: :iconviria13:*** :iconakarurii: and everyone above

:iconarttradesplz: OPEN: I love art trades because I'm poor. Collabs are also open
:iconcommissionsplz: OPEN: and dirt cheep


commission info
so from now on I will not be "categorizing" my commissions. So here is what you do if you want a comission:

link of picture of character im drawing 
example out of my gallery on which style you like, based off past deviations i've done, and i'll draw in that particular style ((since my style varies so often))
if you want a white or transparent background

these will cost 10 points with shading and coloring and lineart. ^

extra points will be needed for:
background (+5)
an added character (+10)

if you have any questions please note me <3 commissions are always open

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TofuCafe Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New Deviant
I love your art!
MissFemke Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thankyouuuu for the watch! , v ,
GeoTheHippo Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016  Hobbyist
No problemo!! your art is amazing<33
Blaappy Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I exist now!
Your art is looking amazing, btw.
GeoTheHippo Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016  Hobbyist

; v ; ah thank you so much <3
Blaappy Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I've worked things out with my parents, so now I'm super excited to make art now!
How about you?
GeoTheHippo Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2016  Hobbyist
thats awesome! what happened? (unless you dont want to talk about it. I totally respect that!)
ive been alright thanks!
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Raynart7 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Carolin' by Raynart7
MrLeoKnight Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
HAPPY B-Day! :)

also I'm very very very SORRY that I don't talk to you much... :(
GeoTheHippo Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2015  Hobbyist

and its ok!! I'll just talk to YOU so you dont forget ^ - ^ how have you been>??
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